We Forgot About The Flowers
Midnight Breakfast: Issue 5

Three Songs About Being Young and Disenfranchised (Before the Internets)
The Weeklings's "Power Trio" Column


Wednesday, 01/28/14, 8:00pm
Plus a Tribute To Taylor Negron (1957-2015)

Union Hall
702 Union Street, Brooklyn


PLUS: How I Learned is every last Wednesday of the month.
Stay tuned for upcoming shows.


Thursday, 11/20/14, 8:00pm
How I Learned It's Not Me, It's You

Union Hall, 702 Union Street, Brooklyn
** Last show until January, 2015! **

Monday, 11/24/14, 7:00pm
Hosted By Selena Coppock
The Duplex, 61 Christopher Street, NYC

Friday, 11/7/14, 6:00pm

at the 3rd Annual Gotham Storytelling Festival
Under St. Mark's Theatre, 94 St. Mark's Place, NYC

Monday, 11/10/14, 8:00pm
Hosted By Sam Dingman
Branded Saloon
603 Vanderbilt Ave, Prospect Heights, Brooklyn 

Thursday, 6/12/14, 7:00pm
I Am Having So Much Fun Here Without You
by Courtney Maum

Powerhouse Arena, 37 Main St, DUMBO, Brooklyn

Thursday, 4/24/14, 7:00pm
Sideshow Goshko
Hosted by Leslie Goshko
KGB Bar, 85 East 4th Street, NYC

Sunday, 4/27/14, 7:00pm
First Time, Long Time
Hosted by Aaron Wolfe
Under St. Mark's Theatre, 94 St. Mark's Place, NYC

Thursday, 2/20/14, 8:00pm
Tom Shillue's Funny Story
With Jeffrey Joseph, Craig Baldo and Jess Wood
Brooklyn Brewery in Williamsburg

Thursday, 1/23/14, 7:00pm
Featured Guest at Split Personality
Hosted by JiJi Lee
Over The Eight, Williamsburg, Brooklyn

Friday, 1/10/14, 7:00pm
Telling a bar-themed story at my friend Rosie Schaap's paperback release party
for her memoir DRINKING WITH MEN.
Housing Works Bookstore

126 Crosby Street in Soho

Thursday, 11/21/13, 9:30pm
Hosted by Kevin Allison
, 123 East 24th Street, NYC, 9:30PM
$10 Tickets Available Here

Saturday, 11/18/13, 6:00pm
Panel Discussion: "Truth in Storytelling"
Moderated by Brad Lawrence
Under St. Mark's Theatre
, 94 St. Mark's Place

06/20/13, 7:30pm
Steamboat Humor Readings
Hosted by Bob Powers
With Starlee Kine, Adam Wade, George Gordon + Rob Paravonian
Greenlight Bookstore, 686 Fulton Street, Fort Greene, Brooklyn

04/23/13, 8pm
Hosted by David Crabb + Cammi Climaco
With Ophira Eisenberg, Andy Ross + Micaela Blei
Axis Theatre
, One Sheridan Square (between West 4th + Washington), NYC
$10 suggested donation / BYOB

04/25/13, 7pm
Sideshow Goshko
Hosted by Leslie Goshko
With Aaron Wolfe + Robin Gelfinbien
, 85 East 4th Street, NYC

04/17/13, 7:30pm
Yum's The Word
Hosted by Robin Gelfenbien
With Dave Hill, Tracy Rowland + Josh Blau
Le Poisson Rouge, 158 Bleecker Street, NYC

04/01/13, 7pm
Eat My Heart Out Supper Club
Hosted by Eugene Ashton-Gonzalez
With Dave Hill, Erin Barker + Michele Carlo
Swanky Brooklyn (Dumbo) location to be revealed to ticket holders only.
Those are the super secret underground supper club rules.

02/14/13, 7:30pm
Hosted by Sarah Brown
Freddy's Bar
, 627 5th Avenue between 17th + 18th Streets, Brooklyn

12/18/12, 7:30pm
I Like You, Maude
Hosted by Kerri Doherty
Tea Lounge, Union Street + 7th Avenue, Brooklyn

12/01/12, 7pm
Tales of The Cosmos
Hosted by Adam Wade
With Bob Powers + Hilary Rea
UCB East
, 153 East 3rd Street, NYC 

11/29/12, 9pm
Here's The Story
Hosted by Jenny Rubin
With Ophira Esienberg, Anthony DeVito + Jacqueline Novack
Bar 2A, 2nd Street + Avenue A, NYC 

07/13/12, 8pm
The Soundtrack Series
Hosted by Dana Rossi
With Kevin Allison, Lane Moore, Neil Gordon + Michele Carlo
Le Poisson Rouge, 158 Bleecker Street, NYC 

06/18/12, 7pm
Told #44: "Gemini"

Hosted by Seth Lind
With Dana Rossi, Brad Lawrence + Nisse Greenberg
Under St. Mark's Theatre, 94 St. Mark's Avenue, NYC 

04/21/12, 4pm
Record Store Day
Hosted by Sandy Irani
With Mike Albo, Andy Ross, Andy Christie + Dana Rossi
CultureFix, 9 Clinton Street, NYC

04/11/12, 7pm
Real Characters
Hosted by Andy Ross
With Jeffrey Joseph, Lauren Sharpe, Kambri Crews + David Javerbaum
McNally Jackson, 52 Prince Street, NYC

03/03/12, 7pm
The Liar Show
Hosted by Andy Christie
With James Flames, Peter Lubell + Gail Thomas
Cornelia Street Cafe, 29 Cornelia Street, NYC

02/14/12, 8pm
The Rejection Show's Heartbreak Haven

Hosted by Jon Friedman
With Ted Travelstead, Lizz Winstead, Dave Hill, Liam McEneaney, Starlee Kine + Lots More
Littlefield, 622 Degraw Street, Brooklyn

02/23/12, 8pm
The Soundtrack Series
Hosted by Dana Rossi
With Dave Hill, Jill Marino, Ryan Andes + Alex Mann
Le Poisson Rouge, 158 Bleecker Street, NYC

12/12/11, 7:30pm
The Story Collider
Hosted by Erin Barker + Ben Lillie
With Jin Moon, Elana Lancaster, Jeanne Garbarino + More
Union Hall, 302 Union Street Brooklyn

04/17/11, 7pm
Steamboat Humor Reading Series
Hosted by Bob Powers
With Joe Garden + Colin Nissan
Greenlight Bookstore, 686 Fulton Street, Brooklyn

11/22/11, 8pm
The Show and Tell Show
Hosted by Colleen Kane
With Jena Friedman, Adam Wade + More
Union Hall, 302 Union Street, Brooklyn

08/20/09, 8pm
Literary Death Match

Hosted by Adrian Todd Zuniga + Erin Hosier
With Janice Erlbaum, Elisa Albert + David Ellis Dickerson
Bowery Poetry Club, 308 Bowery, NYC

07/16/09, 8pm
In The Flesh
Hosted by Rachel Kramer Bussel
With Mike Daisey, Nancy Balbirer, Wickham Boyle + More
Happy Ending, 302 Broome Street, NYC

02/05/06, 8pm
Atomic Reading Series
Hosted by Cheryl B
Lucky 13, 273 13th Street, Brooklyn

07/12/05, 8pm
The Cupcake Reading Series
Hosted by Maud Newton
With Jami Attenberg, Elizabeth Spiers + More
Lolita Bar, 266 Broome Street, NYC

02/03/04, 7:30pm
Oblivio Reading Series
Hosted by Michael Barrish
With Lisa Whiteman
Bowery Poetry Club, 308 Bowery, NYC

Also: I was on Mortified's live show a lot, and in the Cringe TV pilot for TLC, which never aired. (Years later, I'm still clinging to the delusion that it will emerge from the vault and make us all rich.) Before that there were several appearances at The WYSIWYG Talent Show, New York's first ever all-blogger reading series.
Aaaaaaand that started it all--my amazing career as a public figure inside my mind.